So this weekend was awesome. First off, the big news. For those of you who don’t know, I’ve been having a relationship with a woman named Sarah for the past two years. Well, this past Saturday I took her out to a nice restaurant downtown, took a knee and proposed to her. Of course she said yes, making at least my year, more likely my life. We haven’t set a date yet or anything like that, but when you see the ring around my finger, you’ll know what’s up.
Compared to that, all else I can think of pales in importance, so I’ll leave you with my semi-random thoughts. They’re only semi-random to you though; to me they have complete relevance and make sense.
If I were to leave a suicide note, I think it’d read something like, “I don’t have to justify myself to anyone, so thpbpbpb.”
mmmmmm, spam. It tastes like, er, uh, spam?
I have cats. Well they were my parent’s cats; I was watching them for my parent though. Anyway, they wanted my cookie. But I say, “NO CAT, YOU CAN’T HAVE MY COOKIE!” And the say ‘mew,’ so I give them a small piece.
I think all this climbing I’ve been doing is making me insensitive. I just feel so calloused recently, I’d do something about it but I don’t really care.
I don’t think ladies dance because they enjoy doing it, I think it’s because they know they look awesome doing it and every guy around them is probably watching.
I must drink beer. Beer is the mind-killer. Beer is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the beer has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
…or just another incarnation of Keyser Soze.